I’m the first person to admit that I have a warped sense of humor. At just under 6 feet tall, 240 pounds, shaved head and tattoos all over me (including a pentacle on my neck), I’m already a fish out of water when I walk into the magic kingdom! Therefore, I look for every opportunity to freak people out more. Right now, my kids are too young to be embarrassed but soon, I’m sure my antics will do the trick nicely.

I have a healthy collection of funny t shirts and when I pack for Disney, I go through them and pick out the best ones. My favorite one has a picture of a rat on it and the shirt says “Black Death.” On the back, printed like a concert shirt, it has a list of all of the cities that were hit by the black plague in the 1600s. It often gets me many odd looks and has even offended a few people who fail to read at a grade school level. I also have a bright green shirt that has a huge eyeball on the front of it. It’s actually a Disney shirt from Monsters Inc. Looks a bit odd on me but passing kids always seem to love it.